“Kids shouldn’t even be allowed into a ballpark; they might have fun.”

“Good defense.”

Actually, the image speaks to the absurdity of the so called “facts” he speaks. Because they are not facts at all. They are fantasy, pure and simple. No one is getting arrested for expressing libertarian beleifs. That’s absurd. A bunch of so called libertarians held up a government building at gunpoint for weeks and…

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

I’m holding out for the Vampire puppet musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

I don’t know if Kansas has what it takes to win it all, but I can’t think of a better 30th birthday gift for Perry Ellis than a national title.

It’s outrageous, martavis, preposterous!

This is bad kinja.

Looks like this Goose is cooked!

(penalty handed down)

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Got to play with my new toy today!

new toy today!

toy

Dear NASCAR:

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Holy shit. Good for her!!

I know most laugh it off but Rocky IV taught us to be suspicious of the training regiments of Russians with beautiful, glistening thighs

She taught me how to climb trees. And I showed her how to dangle.

Pretty incredible that Manning gets a free pass considering we are in the Age of Outrage. If this were Tom Brady, there would already be a Senate inquiry.

Damn. I was figuring the quote would come from the scene where he shows LBJ his butt.