Right? I tend to think people like that are just pissed because they spend their entire lives keeping that last twenty pounds off and beautiful women like Ashley are comfortable and perfect and might I say FUCKING GORGEOUS without that sort of effort.

I am never going to understand why people are so offended at just seeing someone who isn’t super thin portrayed in any type of media. Like quit concern-trolling me and tell me straight up that you want me to hate myself as much as you hate me.

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

Ugh, I don’t think I can watch this. I spent actual time today 1. complaining to a formerly smart person that her “Irish Lives Matter” historical news Facebook post from a to-me obviously racist page was Ugh, 2. Being told about how it was just her sarcastic sense of humor that I wasn’t getting, 3. Reading about how…

oh god everyone had pretty decent, almost kinda inspiring opening statements, and then trump just says “we’re not good right now, I will make us good.” *biggest applause*

I vote for kissing.

Does Trump know anything about grammatical structure? His sentences sound like they were translated from English into Latin and then back into English again.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.