Everyone wants to complain about police brutality, but what about 1/16th Cherokee on 1/16th Cherokee crime?

“God fucking dammit.”

One wonders whether Colin Kaepernick will stand for this.

“Non-life threatening injuries? Amateur.”

Alderson: *denies Tebow*

Well I guess a Bear does shit the bed.

Congratulations North Carolina on winning your 6th national championship pissing off Duke fans!

Nobody wants to hear about your fantasy team.

“After disproving God’s existence by pissing in America’s open wounds...”

“What an amazing comeback and win by the Patriots. Tom Brady, Bob Kraft and Coach B are total winners. Wow!”

Watching the fourth quarter of that game was like having to relieve the final two weeks of the election.

Forrest: I gotta pee.

“During a game at Riverside in October, Porter ran onto the field to badger the officials. Remember, he’s a Steelers assistant coach and only a North Catholic parent.”

“I look forward to lifting the sphere with upward force so that said sphere travels through the air and lands within the cylindrical ring.”

This whole situation makes a lot more sense when you realize Trump is exactly like Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock and this guy is Dr. Spaceman.

You’re darn tootin’

Chip Kelly isn’t going to stand for this kind of quarterback play.

The Burfict crime.

+2.3 minimum GPA