There’s only one version of the Han/Greedo gunfight: Han shoots Greedo, Greedo never fires a shot. Whenever I watch any version of Star Wars that purports to show something else, I simply mentally replace what I’m seeing with the original scene.

When director George Lucas released his specialized edition of the original trilogy, he edited the scene to make it clear that it was Greedo who fired the first shot. The change settled an ongoing and highly-exhaustive debate

Are there more versions of Blade Runner or more versions of the Han/Greedo gunfight?

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

Anecdotal proof. I sat a few seats down from him at Burritoville on 23rd in Chelsea (quite a while ago) and he was eating alone. My friend turned to me as we sat down and said “Oh my God I love Josh!” in a hushed mock excitement. However it’s really not uncommon for famous people to just be out and about by…

“You think that’s the goal? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS, OF COURSE THAT’S THE GOAL!” ~ Billy Eichner, probably

Condorman, Condorman

or Del Amitri’s “Roll To Me”.

The actual Secret Service response was: “I just asked my Dad, and he says Mr. Mathers hasn’t been dangerous to anyone for over a decade.”

Or see your comments and think ‘insightful’

“Like this?”

I was at one time, but haven't seen anything he's done since Zach and Miri in 09. I was quite surprised by the amount of heart in the picture, and that outweighed the lazy humor, at least for me. 

Must be a stressful week.  You didn’t even realize it was Wednesday!

he was bother sober and a capable parent

I just remembered they are married and looked it up,  17 years!  That’s like two centuries in Hollywood time.  They must actually like each other. 

Look guys, I’m not gonna defend Norm on this one, but just... just come right out and actually criticise him, okay? Just say that he said some dumb shit if that’s what you want to say. You really don’t have to smother everything in layers of knowing snark and eye-rolling irony to the point where it’s incomprehensible.

He commented once on how his distinctive laugh means he can’t hide in an audience. He went to a fellow comedian’s show and cracked up uncontrollably at one joke. The guy recognised him, of course, and responded, “Alright, Jimmy, I don’t come to your shows and laugh at your jokes.”

The Internet:  We have far too much free time.

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I once popped a stick with a balloon.
I have no idea what that means.