Why, for a mere quarter-billion I could have told him “Listen Katz, I know what they say about young people and their Apple phones, but nobody wants to watch a nine-minute TV show on their phone. And if they did, they would do so on YouTube.”

“‘Dear Sarah Jeffery, I honestly had no idea who you were til you tweeted [...] I have been too busy fighting monsters & fighting for a massive cultural reset to notice who is in the reboot.’”

They seem to be the rare conservative humor site that isn’t using racism, sexism and homophobia as the basis for most of their punchlines.

King’s Joker at least felt more like a depressed comedian than Snyder’s demon-king-Joker. I prefer my Joker in the vein of Batman: The Animated Series, who is still sort of a murderclown but damn it, he’s having fun. Make some jokes, Joker! Japes!

They need to sweeten the pot to lure back Paul Giamatti as The Rhino. 

You had me at Weird Al. But “The Gregory Brothers”? The guys from Auto Tune The News?

Without joking whatsoever, he’d probably be better than Trump. From what I heard, Yankovic is really, really smart. He also is by all accounts a decent human being. That’s not everything, granted, but both factors would put him ahead of Trump.

I’m impressed by your commitment! I don’t think I could watch six minutes of this. 

Not sure how long the looped clip is, but I’m guessing about 1 minute, because if you mouse along the timeline, you can see a repeated pattern about 1 minute long.

Zack Snyder did the same thing, only his is called Zack Snyder’s Justice League.

I, for one, want her to sit in a fucking cell and stare at the wall for a long while, clean toilets, and stew in her own juices. That doesn’t mean I want her to get shanked or attacked in the shower.

I see no problem in pointing out the comically absurd discrepancy between “rich people” prison and “regular people” prison. It’s yet another indicator of how drastically removed from actual consequences the wealthy are.
What do I want? I want equal treatment under the law. I want the conditions of someone’s prison…

What a rare misstep for the British Empire to honor a terrible man.

Good. I’m glad someone finally said how corrupted our culture is due to this show. Now if only someone could point to the rise in gun violence and equate it to the popularity of violent video games, I think we’d be set. 

It seems to be the world's dick now. 

I honestly have more questions about the Captain America meme than the dick pic.

Is it America’s dick, though?

That’s not important. What is important is what is this virtual game “Heads Up” that you reference and how does a dick pic play into said game?

Reported. Shut your Gad damn mouth, legend has it if you say his name 3 times he gets cast in another thing.

He gave that look, and all I could think was "he's still got it."