If we lose him or Keanu Reeves I don’t know what I’ll do.

Or Louis Prima

I’ve never heard of him before and now I’m listening to his newest album and god damn...

I thought it was Pirates of the Caribbean 9: Running the Rum Joke Into the Ground.

Everybody has to love something. If I had piles of money I’d be collecting old turntables and probably never use them.

Nothing confusing about that, sir.

Honestly, I feel like I saw him in a couple of episodes of Doctor Who (Matt Smith) then he was in a Disney movie then he had his own late night show.

Sounds about right.

If they’re anything like me... 10 minutes tops.

I think the second one holds a bit more weight for me just because I saw it in theaters as a kid but I don’t think I saw the first one in theaters

“It stinks!”

Points!

It’s so hard to try and think up new ways to say this.

No, but your odds of dying from syphilis goes way up

And Ron Perlman is great at being Ron Perlman acting as Hellboy

To be fair that’s like saying “getting kicked in the stomach is better than getting kicked in nads.” It IS better, but still sucks

Jingle All The Way > The Santa Clause

I, for one have always wondered, nay pondered the scientific merit of this show. As such I have been unable to keep up with its meandering storylines and trite characters.

I wish I were too

While I whole-heartedly agree with you about Raw, I can’t help but want to see the tire fire that is a Game of Thrones type show with all the wrestlers that can barely deliver their scripted lines as is