If Michele Obama made this kind of an error there would have been people saying shit like “that’s what happens when you give a gorilla a phone” and other such sickening things.

The party doesn’t stop just because you die

Fucking wow. That was terrible.

Where can I get a troll onesie?

You’re my favorite customer

Usually they sit on my lap

He always did make borderline uncomfortable jokes

At least they didn’t shoehorn in REM’s Everybody Hurts during the scene

I’ve got that covered as we speak

So did I

That’s what this movie is setting up to find out

I thought they were mood squares

It does seem to be taking off quite nicely.

Yeah I’m glad HBO realized they fucked up and decided to let Pizzolatto do what he needs/wants to do for season 3.

Don’t force your hoity-toity lifestyle on my kids.

Yeah I was hoping for Seth Macfarlane. Oh well, in another life I suppose.

You also forgot the times they called her a gorilla and posted up a gorilla in a dress. You know, the classy stuff that they’re used to writing.

I’m still waiting for a Murder, She Wrote reboot with hmm... let’s say Leslie Jones

I don’t understand how I actually started to like Danny throughout all of this.

I just checked, when I clicked on Deadspin I saw the “Can you be good at Madden and not watch football?” article.