notonyourlife
notonyourlife
notonyourlife

How would you even grab a pussy? Like a bowling ball?

Well bless his heart.

His handlers got him a cake!

“Yeah Caber throwing isn’t really a sport it’s more of a lifestyle choice.....Btw did you hear I throw Caber now?”

And why the Shakers aren’t!

tl;dr

“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”

The moral of the story: eat a good breakfast, get a new car, and fuck leaving an estate.

The water requirements of almond milk is a fraction of the water needed for cows milk, without the puss, antibiotics and environmental knock on effects.

The nutritionist I had to see during pregnancy was also very anti-almond milk (pro soy though). I believe her phrase was “basically no nutritional value whatsoever.”

People who live in Glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Oh, you just meant the building. How disappointing.

It def keeps me on the edge of my seat in a way the Olympics usually doesn’t

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

The right to be believed doesn’t dictate personal behavior. It’s a standard for police investigation and public reporting - the idea that any alleged rape is likely true and should be investigated and the victim supported. It doesn’t mean that a woman must believe the word of a stranger over that of her husband and

One assumes when Hillary Clinton says that sexual assault victims have a right to be believed, she means by the authorities etc. when they report. Because a lot of women have a hellish time with the police and whatnot placing the burden of proof on sexual assault victims and re-victimizing them. And I also agree with

I’m going to take the superficial route and ask a question about pleated and creased trousers. I’m a pleb so the closest I’ve come to first-hand experience in this arena are Dickies workpants that come pre-creased, so are these things HRC’s sporting kosher? Are they meant to be creased coming and going, as it were? I

19? Nineteen? 9+10? What? The child support would be crazy!

Margaret Atwood.