notonyourlife
notonyourlife
notonyourlife

We always name our cats after the people who foisted them upon us. Right now we have Jesse (named after the girl who asked me to petsit him 14 years ago and was never heard from again) and Marco (named after my Grandmother’s hairdresser).

I’ve never liked black bean based veggie burgers. There’s a place near my work that makes a patty using oatmeal as the base and it is my favorite veggie burger.

We’ve been making monthly visits to our vet for one of our dogs that is going downhill. Every time we leave the vet, I buy him a “I’m sorry this is happening to you burger” from McDonald’s.

I feel really conflicted about this. On the one hand, the original The Witches is a goddamned masterpeice and I adore almost everything Angelica Huston has ever touched. On the other hand Zemeckis directed two of my other favorite movies (I mean come on!!! Death Becomes Her=Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep and a huge part of

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I purged ALL of my heals a year ago and I am never going back.

OMG. My sister and I made that BA meal last night and it was amaziballs.

That’s so funny. My grandmother also walked me out of a restaurant for ordering lobster after having been told not to.

Rape. The word you are looking for is rape.

Counterpoint: Straws give you weird wrinkles around your mouth. Sip from the side of the glass.

I posted this down below too, but this is where you forward bar complaints in New York ... you can even fill out a form online. In case anyone is interested.

This guy’s name is: Aaron M. Schlossberg

I hope this movie is more queer than the trailer lets on.

yeah, but is apology was pretty tone deaf. Like, any apology that comes with a brownie recipe tacked on at the end, really shouldn’t be taken seriously.

I figured the horse was a reference to Revelations,“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.”

Plus San Diego is right there on the Mexico/US border. Nearly all the employees and probably most of the clientele is probably going to be Mexican.

I’ve only ever seen him with black hair in the comics, but admittedly, I only started reading Marvel comics 10 years or so ago, so they may have changed him up to match the movies.

they do not.

He looks like he borrowed Tom Hiddleston’s wig from Thor: Ragnarok.

No thank you, please.