I don’t hate the song. It’s not my fave, but it’s also not horrible. It might be the jumpiness of the music video skewing my perceptions, but it actually reminds me of Madonna’s Ray of Light.

I also have the Reading Rainbow tote! and a cute refrigerator magnet.

Hah. That makes him sound like a British Guy Fieri.

I work at a university library. There is absolutely no way that the university is getting a single cent of my millions.

It is, but most people are idiots and rarely take their chickens to a vet.

Masterchef Australia is the BEST.

A one bedroom home that costs $1.27 million......... goddamn it.

Like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So many people I knew were totally cool with the fact that he nearly raped Buffy that one time because he was so pretty and tortured at the time. Bleck.

Cool. Vote for the candidate who will likely negatively impact poor people, people of color, LGBTQ people, and women when he appoints a couple new uber-conservative Supreme Court Justices, rolls back Obamacare, and gets us into another war like the warmongering blowhard that his is. You do you.

Meanwhile, Mills College is looking into giving her an honorary degree and sent her a care package for her birthday after she said that she wished that she had attended.

Awwww, she would have rocked it at Mills. She is our kind of people.

I work at an USC Library and we did active shooter training last year. I’m terrified of this happening to us some time soon.

You can buy pill packs without the placebo now. It is wonderful and I love it.

Pretty sure he was just there to steal her soul.

A few weeks ago, my friend gave me some pot laced chocolate truffles. We split them and watched at least five hours of this. It was one of the most surreal and chill nights of my life.

My Grandmother still wears this. I have to drive the car with the windows down when she is with me.

I just don’t understand why Jez doesn’t officially get labeled as a “Feminist Website.” We know it’s a feminist website. The rest of the internet knows it’s a feminist website. Just fucking do it already. I don’t know if it would lead to a more consistent/cohesive focus, but I also don’t think it could hurt.

Seriously guys, I am going to watch the fuck out of this movie.

maybe not that one specifically (because of the claws and tail whipping and whatnot), but I’m particularly fond of Lace Monitors. They have the prettiest markings and can be really tame if they are handled often as they grow. Mostly, I’d want to keep that lug around to eat any rats on my property. They are good at…

Heaven is a place where you can look outside and randomly see blue tongue skinks walking about.