"Sex is good but it's not all that's good."

only for people who like sex.

well, I guess waste not, want not.

replace dogs with cats and that's pretty much my life's goal anyway, soooo......Netflix!!!!!

My dog flipped out while I played this. She kept running under the table to see where the baby was hiding.

I'm a librarian and I still didn't vote for libraries.

It doesn't always exclude it (although sometimes it does). I think what they are trying to say is that some asexuals still enjoy the effects of self-pleasure. They just have no interest or need in sharing that pleasure with another person.

I might be biased as a Mills Alumna, but I think Sweet Briar's closure was more about poor financial planning and less about whether Women's Colleges as a whole are losing popularity. I know that some colleges, including Mills, have had to change policies over the years to become more inclusive. Having Co-ed graduate…

For reptile lovers, the best bet is to stock up on cloth shipping bags and tupperware containers. Size allowing, you can put one critter in each bag or tupperware and then put the bags all together in a larger bag for carrying. As long as the top of each bag is closed securely, the animals can stay stored like that…

While I understand the sentiment behind this statement, I also think it should be pointed out that human beings have sex with animals for a variety of reasons besides sexual pleasure all the time. Both farms and zoos manually masturbate animals in order to collect sperm, impregnate, induce labor, and promote virility.…

I'm a habitual skin picker. I'm just over thirty now and I constantly sport red scabs all over my face from obsessing about every little imperfection. The only thing that allows them to heal between instances of anxiety/boredom/depression is when I bite off all my fingernails to the point that there is nothing to hook…

One of my friend's mother used to buy herself an ice-cream cake once or twice a year. She would slowly devour it over the course of 3 or 4 days. She would have a chunk for every meal and nobody else was allowed to eat it. I remember one time I was sleeping over at her house and I came downstairs to get some water and…

I'm that one friend that's always dragging my friends off to eat random stuff. To date, I've had frog's legs, escargot, rattlesnake, ostrich, ants and crickets, sheep's brains (yummy), sweetbreads, prairie oysters (bull's testicles), blood pudding, alligator, horse meat and stinky tofu (which is by far the most…

I really enjoyed watching it last night, but at the same time, it made me sort of bummed because it reminded me that Margaret Cho tried making this show over a decade ago, but she was fat-shamed mercilessly and then the show was cancelled. I do feel kind of weird with ABC's comedy lineup in general. They kind of have…

I don't like being entirely naked, but the moment I am alone the bra, pants, and undies are gone. Oversize t-shirts for life.

Also.....OMG......My name is NICOLE. Holy crap, I might be you.

Drug Baby Buddies!

Mild Spoilers****

She is 91 years old and retired from the LAPD. She married three cops four times (the last guy twice because she "hadn't learned her lesson the first time around," she likes to say). She was a total slut and a raging alcoholic. She adopted me when I was three because my parents were into drugs and we've never looked…

My Grandmother took all of her engagement rings (four!) and had all the stones reset in one huge cocktail ring. You can practically see that sucker from outer space.