I'm really curious to see how these justifications change once more states start legalizing pot. Right now we've got this weird dichotomy between the few states where middle class white people are allowed to smoke pot with no repercussions and in the rest of the country, black kids are being demonized for the very…

So it's good to be a "whale" in the casino, just not a "whale" in the nightclub in the casino?

My best friend and I had big plans for our senior year of college. As seniors, we had first pick of dorm rooms so we opted for rooms right next to each other with an adjoining porch. It was going to be the party porch and we were going to be so cool and drink booze and smoke cigarettes on our porch and host parties…

One of my Grandmother's friends is a that little old lady who regularly terrorizes local grocery store managers. It got to the point where they would just give her a replacement for whatever she was complaining about that day. Didn't like that frozen dinner that you bought? Here have a free one on us. That steak that…

ugh. the first time I went in for a pap/pelvic exam, my doctor did not WARN me that she was also going to do a rectal while she was down there. I was 18 years old and absolutely shocked and mortified.

I've only known one person who had an IUD and she had to have it removed a year in because it was causing the worst cramps/bleeding that she'd ever experienced. I'm sure it's great for most, but the pain that she was in was so severe, that I would be afraid to try it in fear that I'd also be one of the rare few to…

Oh gahd... those look like they hurt so much. It's basically just skin over bone up there with no helpful fat to buffer the needles. I nearly died when I had my tattoo done over my spine. I can't imagine being able to sit still for lettering. It does however, make me want a sidecut again....

also 30. also stopped shaving years ago. the only person who seems to care is my mother...

I specifically clicked on the headline because I knew it was going to lead to a lot of really great Hannibal gifs...

I'm going to add this to my list of things that I'd probably rather starve than eat. Other such delicacies include thousand year old duck eggs, duck embryos, stinky tofu, or anything that is still alive. DO. NOT. WANT.

So kissing your brother in public = public act of incest?

Gah! I had to lock all my dolls in the closet at night thanks to those books....

Screw that. I bought myself a little lime tree a couple of months ago and its already covered with tiny babies.

It's like San Diego Comic Con all over again...

I don't throw my undies out until my dog has eaten the crotch out of them.... I swear, it doesn't matter whether they are clean or dirty, my dog loves her some panty crotch and will go through extraordinary means to get them (and by extraordinary, I mean every single time I leave my laundry/laundry bag on the floor…

It wasn't cute when Gwen Stefani did it in the 90s and it sure as hell isn't cute now. I don't get the draw.

Caffeine FTW. Mother. Fucking. Called it!

I'm betting on caffeine for the win at this point. Let's face it, we all probably like weed well enough, but caffeine is the life-blood of the working class.

Jager Bombs are what you start drinking AFTER you've had a few too many vodka shots and no longer recognize/accept that you have a limit......