Hey, they’ve got to cram someone into the “Maverick” hole that they crammed mccain into. My question is who they’re going to jam into the “Policy Wonk” hole now that it’s been vacated by paul ryan.

It’s not dementia, it’s him doing what he always does: lie to make himself look better. It’s not a medical related condition, he’s just a piece of shit 

I like her name because it sounds like a dorky dance from the 1920s.

Folks have odd-sounding names all the time, but, yeah, the combination of “Zephyr” (meaning either “the West Wind” or “any warm, pleasant breeze”) and “Teachout” really does sound like a 90s/00s-era education startup.

That shouldn’t change how we engage with, feel about, or vote for a candidate, but, eh.  This is why…

I truly hope that people remember, and harp upon, the utter frauds that Evangelicals have revealed themselves to be.

That sucks. When they are finally able to unfreeze and cure him, he won’t be tall enough to go on any rides at Disneyland.

The child sex ring in Comet Ping Pong was cover for a cloning lab! #lockherup

Maybe Anonymous is Q?

Could you even parse that sentence? He lost me right around “those clever words dropping this op-ed”. I’m not sure which way he’s going with it. It sounds like he’s trying to bemoan how Drumpf can’t even trust his closest aides, while simultaneously skimming over the fact that Drumpf was the one who appointed all…

Maybe she is just a young, attractive woman who is into schlubby white dudes with that old cock smell.

“I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milk.”

Until proven otherwise, I’m sticking with my assumption that it was a GOP plant to rally the base ahead of the midterms. Trump himself probably isn’t in on it because he couldn’t be trusted not to let the cat out of the bag.

I studied rap at Julliard.

FFS people. Cut it out with the fucking pills. What ever happened to smoking a little weed, dropping some acid? This is just sad.

By asking this question, you have inadvertently willed into being “Rap Academy,” a new VH1 reality series where 2 dozen dipshits from Soundcloud will live in under one roof and learn from the cheapest B-list rappers the network could wrangle for a monthlong shoot.

In this classroom, you gotta pass the test...or get…

Look, you can only get the “vapors” so many times before it causes permanent brain damage.

Now Lindsey Graham is implying the Times is involved in a conspiracy. Since McCain died he is suddenly calling for the removal of Jeff Sessions, he’s referred to the press as “You people” and now this. Looks like he buried his spine and his balls along with his friend John McCain.

This really is the best part. He has manufactured his own deep state to work against him with his unbelievably petty hires that want nothing more than to drug him into oblivion and just roll him out on a forklift as the pyrite idol to the rabble to act as the face for their individual interests/evils.

“As a representative of the President’s cabinet I can say l, without reservation, he is mentally unstable and a danger to the entire country that could result in many lives lost. Any questions?”