“Hey! Them’s fightin’ words! How about you and this other fella fight?”

Not even that. The best wrestler we’ve ever elected President, hands down, would be Abraham Lincoln. Literally, this was how people in Illinois entertained themselves in the 19th century, yet by the time he was in his 30's, nobody would wrestle the guy, because he was known to be both incredibly experienced and inhuman…

American politics today is more like:

He’s 26, still young. However the obvious drug use has made him look like he’s pushing 40. He needs to lay off the partying. 

oh my god, came to say similar. I honestly can’t stand Pete Davidson. He’s got shoes to fill that have’t been filled in 6 seasons. I can’t stand his voice, his self-deprecation, any of it. I like most Apatow movies, but I’m thinking of skipping this one, because neither my wife or I want to hear/see him for that long.…

So agree. I do not understand Davidson’s appeal. 6 seasons on SNL? He must have compromising pictures of Lorne Michales or something.

They put it in because at the brainstorming session somebody suggested it, people made the mind blown gesture and failed to run it by a 10-year old to make sure it made sense.

Why can’t Rose (the engineer) be the one to know Babu Frik, or get them on the Star Destroyer.

Love it. It’s in the movie!

Well, nobody answering was initially on TLJ.  They weren’t saying “nobody can get here in time”, which is what I thought would happen with the First Order literally on their doorstep - they said “nobody is answering.”

Because the fangirls would have a hissy fit. 

Why is it that no writer at any point was ever willing to just commit to Kylo being a villain? He’s a wretched little rat bastard, he doesn’t need redemption just because his grandad did. Just let him be evil!

I have to say that I reflexively shuddered at this part:

Perhaps you haven’t seen a little movie called Jurassic World, but Colin Trevorrow is amazingly, almost perfectly clueless about women.

One of the big problems I had with Rise is how Poe’s stupid plan hinges on the fleet of intergalactic never-before-seen rebels-in-hiding showing up right at the time of attack against Palpatine’s fleet. If this beacon in the Trevorrow script can explain some more robust reason for hoping this time-sensitive appearance…

“It’s dumb that they just brought back Palps after not mentioning him in either of the previous movies. Like we’re supposed to believe that he was like just off-screen the entire time.”

I guess I just don’t see how it’s unfair for someone to be treated the way they treat others.

“Heroes don’t get captured!”

IS PUNCTUATION A LIBERAL PLOT? DON’T YOU HATE WHEN THEY CORRECT YOUR SPELLING & GRAMMAR? 

Can guarantee you every boomer maga dipshit in his office right now is like; “yeah, you know, there should be a way to unsend an email”