It’s so immature, but I love them all:

Yes, but the dubs of his show on Youtube are solid gold.

They just moved into the Orlando area, and I was skeptical as all hell because I’m used to seeing the kind of crap 7-11 serves. But after having one of those subs, my life has been changed.

I went on a 10 minute rant about this same thing after Hot Tub Time Machine.

That’s it! I’m reapplying to PA school with this guy as a reference.

I’ve never cheated on my wife, but the closest I ever came to wanting to stemmed from her lording the fact that she works over me. I’ve never made what she has, and that has never been an issue for me, but after I left my job to go back to school full time (while being underemployed part time), she became overwhelmed,…

LOL. I just had flashbacks. When I was a fire fighter, waking up for calls in the middle of the night with morning wood, shoving it into bunker pants definitely forced it down, but hot damn, that shit was uncomfortable.

My vote is on “no” to this, but just for me personally. I’ve had good experiences, where I wake up after a sexy dream and have no problem jumping into something sexual, and I’ve had very bad experiences, like waking up from a nightmare to find someone touching my body and freaking out.

“Nervousness boners” are real. Also, lack of boners because of nervousness is real. I’ve had this body for 29 years and have only figured out that much of it.

Yeah, they happen at the damndest times, but I’ve never gotten one while doing anything physical like a bike race (I guess the blood is being sent elsewhere.) Still, if I were in this situation, I fear that I would be so worried about not popping a boner that my body would do it just to spite me.

Nicely done.

I’m about to start that very same nursing program.

I work in an ER. It may not be the case everywhere, but whenever a pelvic exams happens, there’s always a someone besides the physician in the room, and that person is always a woman. The doctor may or may not be.

I liked Helo, but I always felt Gaeta deserves recognition. Poor dude seemed to just want to do the most reasonable things while getting none of the plot-armor Starbuck had.

LOL. I was just being ridiculous. Though I did use my center punch to get a woman’s hand out of a jar it was stuck in. This was at a hospital, doctors present and all.

It does this:

Unrelated side note: Your avatar is my favorite video game character ever.

This very situation is why I keep my center punch on me at all times. It might be the only useful thing I learned in college.

Throat singers are only rocking you half the time!

I work in a hospital. The other day I was asked, “If my girlfriend has a UTI, she can’t get pregnant, right?”