I read this and am heartbroken. I sat through Johnny English for this woman!

Just that it’s not all upscale residences and shopping, which is the image a lot of people have of it. Like SadFunny posted, there’s Rollins College and Park Avenue, but only a couple blocks off of them are streets where the residents are definitely not so well off.

Orlando native. I wouldn’t say the disparity is as wide as it is in Orlando, but Orlando is much larger than Winter Park, even just considering the city limits. That said, SadFunny is right in that there are parts of Winter Park that are not very nice.

Animals do all sorts of weird things. Not as many weird things as people, but way cuter things for sure.

I was a fire fighter for 5 and a half years, but it was only last month, when I pulled my own cat out of tree, that I finally felt like I made it.

Wait, this isn’t a documentary? I’ve been to dozens of nursing homes in my time as a paramedic. This is every day shit.

The Sundowners

I’m thinking it would just be a guy in an outfit like Cher wore in the “If I Could Turn Back Time” video.

Chest hair net

You’d be the greatest company Morale Officer in the history of the universe.

Well, AS A FLORIDIAN...

Yeah, but he’s doing it for “God” and his cause, which his forces are all about, while Mad King Aerys did it for funsies.

Yeah, totally possible. I expect the details to change for sure. It’s just that “Rogue One” really brings to mind X-wings and dogfights, not so much espionage.

I’m wondering why this is called Rogue One, though, when this sounds more like the work of ground troops and spies than fighter pilots.

My question: How can this be affiliated with Rogue Squadron if that was the group Luke put together after Yavin?

“Broad saber calling Ani boy...broad saber calling Ani boy...”

Wrong Death Star, I believe.

Speaking of voices, didI hear Neil DeGrasse Tyson in there talking about Superman?

This is what I'm hoping. It makes sense as a parallel to modern proxy wars.

That's a fair point and not a bad idea. Still, that seems like a hard sell. Are the new writers ballsy enough to remove that link to the OT?