Unrelated side note: Your avatar is my favorite video game character ever.

This very situation is why I keep my center punch on me at all times. It might be the only useful thing I learned in college.

I work in a hospital. The other day I was asked, “If my girlfriend has a UTI, she can’t get pregnant, right?”

I read this and am heartbroken. I sat through Johnny English for this woman!

Just that it’s not all upscale residences and shopping, which is the image a lot of people have of it. Like SadFunny posted, there’s Rollins College and Park Avenue, but only a couple blocks off of them are streets where the residents are definitely not so well off.

Orlando native. I wouldn’t say the disparity is as wide as it is in Orlando, but Orlando is much larger than Winter Park, even just considering the city limits. That said, SadFunny is right in that there are parts of Winter Park that are not very nice.

Animals do all sorts of weird things. Not as many weird things as people, but way cuter things for sure.

I was a fire fighter for 5 and a half years, but it was only last month, when I pulled my own cat out of tree, that I finally felt like I made it.

I’m thinking it would just be a guy in an outfit like Cher wore in the “If I Could Turn Back Time” video.

Chest hair net

You’d be the greatest company Morale Officer in the history of the universe.

Well, AS A FLORIDIAN...

Fuck those plants.

Yeah, I was just being an ass.

There’s lots of killing with swords, so fencing is still an option.

It’s art because it’s fiction.

Sounds like a Japanese game show

Turning water into protein shakes

Crossfitter here.

I keep swords for the same reason.