It's really not hard to stand out in terms of behavior and appearance when you look around and realize how little other men are trying.

That one on the left looks so adorably pissed off.

+1 from another '85 Leo

Over here in very touristy Orlando it's the same situation.

Per Chris Rock, that's the only way you know you're in love.

Natural gas and propane have an added chemical called mercaptan that's used to give them a distinct odor.

I do this too because my wife has a terrible sense of fashion. Even though I'm the trophy spouse, I need her looking good because it makes me up my game.

Get Dimitri on it.

I'll bet he's sockless, too.

Moving like Bernie? How appropos.

LOL. "Grody." I remember that one.

When I go, I enjoy my time much more with chill women. I have much more fun with good conversations like this guy had and tip way better because of it.

I won't even consider going unless I have a good 150 to throw down. (Usually, casino winnings.) Honestly, though, I could spend twice that because this is the one place I don't think I should be stingy.

What are you wasting your money on that for? You could be sign-up number 291!

Mine is number 6! I wonder if it has something to do with being voted the 2nd most attractive in a poll by something called University Primetime. (We could have been number 1, but I can't do it all.)

It's for sure a shitty part of town...

That took a hell of a turn, but since you took it there...one of the Ariels and one of the Cinderellas were dating that summer, fulfilling a fantasy I didn't know I had.

I was random nobody selling crap in Frontier Land. A couple kids asked me for my autograph, though. Must have been the cowboy hat.

When I worked there, Aladdin and Jasmine were total douches to everyone. The bad guys were the coolest.

Can't accept tips, unless you're working a tipped position. I had to turn down quite a few supplements to my income while working in the Magic Kingdom. (No so when I was a bellman at a Disney hotel.)