What does this one do for you, tho?

I’ve heard this bs before from Latin men, some have gone as far as to say no Latin men will date you after you date a black man. Sounds like penis envy to me.

I mean, because us black people are pretty familiar with this Latino stereotype. Not that funny, but, like, I’m not really that offended. Setting this up as him “telling a racist joke” seems to take this out of context.

I just posted this yesterday but, Spaceballs is always relevant.

Be fair. After all those years of marriage, he suddenly realized something was missing from her.

Definitely with bodily fluids.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

Oooh! A story about a “glamorous” rich kid who does drugs! We’ve never been down this road before!

Maybe I’m an eternal optimist but I just NEED to believe that this vacant look of pure devotion is a con and not geniune brainwashing...

Right? I have a feeling the word “obey” was in her marriage vows.

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

edit: NEVERMIND, i read too quickly.

When Trump didn’t wait for her when greeting the Obamas, it reminded me of the character of Betty Heslop in Muriel’s Wedding.

First time I’ve found him sexy.

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…