Nevertheless, Stacey isn’t salty about her termination.

And also completely ripped off Rudi Gernreich:

#FreeMelania

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Don’t be silly.

he’ll cry about how he’s being persecuted. I think he may need a safe space.

In which case, I hope the lady in question comes back and pinches his nuts between her fingers until they leave little crescent fingernail bruises on his saggy old man scrotum.

So THAT’s why Laverne Cox is speaking here? I hope the strategy works - I’m excited to go to her talk anyway because she’s a badass, and having it be a middle finger to this Milo jagweed is just a wonderful bonus.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

WTF is she only on $20,000 bail? What in the actual fuck yall? Her child was 30 pounds.

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

Amanda Willis, 23, “drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball” within the first hour of the reception and turned drunk and violent.

Fuck, I would settle for the grandparent who takes the kid every Tuesday.

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

Twitler, but then sure.

Can I start calling him Hitler yet?

Well, if every credible news agency is now a propaganda machine, I guess my Film Studies degree is going to be way more useful than I ever thought it would be.