“the Queen lightly slapped him across the face”

I feel like so much of this could be solved if these people got the shit beat out of them just once in their younger years. Seriously. I really do. 

I’m not sure how they haven’t murdered all their husbands because they all seem to be THE WORST.

I’m just shocked that it was a single ring. Given it’s Costco, I figured it was a box of 50 diamond rings. 

So tired of this dude’s boneless Cabbage Patch face.

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.

As a Gen-X punk/goth type who is only a couple of years younger, ten of us in a loft that size would have been absolutely normal. I shared a small two-bedroom condo with 9-12 other people in the mid-90's. It’s almost definitely not bullshit.

Exactly! Back in my day, face tattoos were strictly for those doing hard time (tear drops for kills!). the most hard core people I knew had neck tattoos but nothing on the face. Times have changed. I’m going outside to yell at a cloud. 

He avoided prison time in that case

I hope her cunt mother goes to jail and loses custody of this girl and any other children she has forever. She doesn’t deserve to be anyone’s mother. 

I legit thought that haircut died after I graduated high school. (2008) I remember wanting to have that type of haircut as a kid, but blessed be my South Indian curly ass hair, I wasn’t able to.

If a 26 year old man is rocking that hairstyle odds are pedo.

Not only did this coddled asshole have this cruel and idiotic take, but he thought nothing about expressing it in public, no less.

They were both adults, and both consenting, so why the hell is it anybody else’s business?

Soooo...

They’re fighting over Elon Musk. Setting aside that he’s not that much to look at, did neither of them bother to read what his ex-wife had to say about being married to him? Sorry, man, but he’s not even worth an anthropology bang.

Trump wanting to declare a national emergency to build a border wall, excuse me, steel slats.

Don Jr “thinking”

I’m sure they’re feeling just fine. They’re rich, if anything happens to them, it won’t be much. To add to my cynicism, at the pace this investigation is going there’ll be charges brought once Trump’s out of office anyway. I'd love to see them all publicly humiliated and reduced to nothing, but the longer this all…