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We don’t have cable, so my kids have no idea what a Hatchimal is. However, my son loves Goosebumps, so he’s asked Santa for a typewriter. I’m having trouble finding a non-collector’s model with replaceable ribbon that’s affordable. Ugh.

Yes. Very “end of the world” vibe.

Meanwhile at the Dakota Pipeline...

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My hippie parents had tons of pet doves when I was a kid. They cry like this ALL THE TIME. Prince’s song never sounded the same to me.

Kumail may be the only reason I sign up with Twitter. He is ALWAYS funny.

That’s insane. All my love to you and your family.

Is it just me, or did everyone go to high school with a girl who looked just like her? She may spit a little when she laughs too.

Heeeeeyyyy... I know who you are! You’re that mean girl from middle school!

When I see Mendes in the turban and blond Gosling:

Before the Industrial Revolution, the poor were tan because they worked outdoors. The rich showed off their leisurely lifestyles by staying indoors or shaded to keep their skin pale. When the poor began working in factories, being outside (tan) became a luxury.

When a white person tans, they are trying to achieve the look of someone who has the funds and leisure time to vacation/play in the outdoors. You can’t truly compare a black person lightening their skin.

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I started sobbing because I was once the girl who often sat alone. I could have used some basic decency.

These cowards always “mess up” with their own suicide. Better luck next time.

Bad skin does not mean she wasn’t taking care of herself. My acne is hormonal/genetic. I’m very fit and eat well, but I’ve been plagued with acne since 5th grade.

“Am I relatable yet?”

Colorado is sooooo white! The cops must really go out of their way.

That seems totally reasonable. My Swedish friend was told by her doctor to drink wheat beer for milk production. I’m the type who gets a hangover with more than one drink, so I never had an ounce of worry I was damaging my children.

I nursed babies for a total of 5.5 years. I always just let myself leak until it was safe to nurse again since didn’t have a pump. I wasn’t getting drunk, but I suppose my babies may have had a taste of wine flavored milk. This would explain their desire to wear tiny berets and roll little cigarettes.