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Local LA news is insane. Their outfits always seem more casual clubwear than business. She looked gorgeous though!

It’s supposed to be funny.

I didn’t notice the balls, I just think they desperately need sunscreen. Yes, I’m a mom.

One of the few photos of her smiling. Something is off.

Fresh Produce makes all of their clothes in 100% cotton. A lot of the designs are “mom resort wear,” but they do have some nice quality basics if you can look past the cheesy stuff.

Back in my day they called it “airbrushing” (even if they didn’t use an actual airbrush).

Vogue would have been in big trouble if they compared her look to her actual inspiration.

Prince was always giving back to Minnesota.

Becky?

Yes. Or not at all. C’est la vie

Don’t worry, you don’t need Tinder to get yourself murdered by a man. You can meet your murderer in a bar, walking to your car, at school, on vacation... heck, you can even be married to him for years! My point is Tinder is as safe as meeting a man any other way. Don’t let fear keep you from dating.

Can you imagine the living hell that is working with Whole Foods customers? I was a sex worker at one time but could never imagine being disrespected all day by those entitled, anemic hypochondriacs.

This is the scary thing about not having a land line. My kids have no idea how to use a cell phone and my husband goes away for days at a time. I think I need to have a little chat with them...

As a kid we had a pet dove. She would cry (or vocalize) all hours of the day. Sounded like “do do do loooo ahhhhh do do do loooo ahhhh.”

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She’s reminding me of my favorite Eurovision troll Silvia Night! Go 2006!

Off topic, but this post reminded me of something I’m struggling with. My kindergartner wants to join the Boy Scouts, but I’m reluctant to let him. Besides their conservative agendas, I’m creeped out by the intimate men hanging with boys dynamic. I guess I’m sexist because I don’t mind Girl Scouts for my daughter.

He’s been a long time supporter of the Special Olympics (even before his son was born) and tons of other charity work.