Can someone explain Chyna’s face to me? Is that a natural face? There is something so... off.

Almost as scandalous as naming something Jezebel! Honestly though, it was a name before the novel and still quite popular in different parts of the world. Everyone needs to calm down and have a cookie.

This hair trend is going to make my morning routine SO much easier.

Duuuuude! You’re not a real doctor!

True, but if my kid was old enough to have his own phone and swear at me, he’s old enough to find his own damn ride home from Walmart.

What does “successfully” mean, Jennifer? Here’s 85 year old Duchess of Alba working a bikini. Does she need more abs or something?

I’m sobbing like a baby and now I have to get my kids from the bus...

hear hear!

one of my favorite snacks: toast sourdough bread, smear half an avocado on top, sprinkle with garlic powder. (can you tell I was raised in CA?)

Made me think of this.

I read her memoir a long time ago. If i remember correctly, she said she gave birth to Zowie as a gift for David. I need to find that book...

We all have a type.

that’s pretty darn cute

Hitting a moose can decapitate you.

Right? Dark glasses. Big sweater. A look that tells other moms you’re not here to make friends today.

That cake is awesome. Sorry.

Let’s not 90s hat. K?

FYI: Angela Bowie’s book Backstage Passes is a fun, juicy read. She’s pretty awful, but very entertaining.

I’m getting an overall Sweet Valley vibe from all of them.