I was imagining Aspen Bruckenhiermer from The Kroll Show (rich dicks).

Some roles can only be played once.

:(

I need to stop being so down on myself. I “made” every piece of crap furniture in my house!

I have reason to believe he’s batshit crazy.

He took Benny Hill’s crown.

She’s 44! This is why I lift.

I usually only talk about guys with mommy issues. I totally admit I’m sexist.

Looking so much like Courtney Love!

I’m thinking it will be more orangeface.

As a die hard, life long thrifter, I am so excited this is a series!

Cyndi Lauper - A Memoir (more pop, but still)

Better than baby boomers. Bring on dah bebehs!

You man rad ass tan lines!

You go Yoko.

I’m eagerly waiting for my husband to finish it so he can hand it over. He said it’s an amazing memoir even for those unfamiliar with their music.

Right? My Gap shorts are size 00! What the hell is that? I’m more of a 6 in other stores.

Their men’s line is much nicer than the women’s.