First thing I thought of. Am I showing my age?

Ammonium thioglycolate is no joke.

I think she’s mentally ill. I’ll put my money on it.

Ruh roh - I’m broke as a joke.

This is the magazine I always buy for the airplane. The articles are actual entire pages long!

As opposed to Morrissey who wears black on the outside cause black is how he feels on the inside.

Birds of a feather!

$18.50 for this hair clip!

He’s also a scientist. I know a very successful (American) scientist who’s had some serious dental work because he felt that brushing his teeth (and other personal hygiene) was a waste of time and unimportant compared to his research.

Bi now, gay later.

Me too. I guess they’ll look like every other brand now.

Someone more qualified than me can do this. Yoko = something chocolate, coconut or rare and abstract... Or since she’s Japanese - plum wine, shochu or sake?

Also sounds like a delicious drink or dessert!

Excuse me! That’s my boyfriend you’re talking about.

I believe actors should only speak when reading lines from a script. My eye-rolling muscles are getting a little tired these days.

Nice to know the mother doesn’t make her baby cry it out. *let the mommy wars begin!

I have a bad feeling about this too. If I left the house without my makeup, you should report me dead.

I have a friend who’s been posting a lot of photos of her home’s “curbside appeal” projects. A new doorknob! New slate walkway!

I love her and I don’t care who knows it.