Did you know cats cannot taste sweet?

Because you were looking at your damn phone! (I kid I kid)

When I lived in NYC Paz de la Huerta wanted to fight me because I was talking to a guy she knew. I was confused and turned down the offer. A few weeks later she got her ass kicked by some girls at Smiths Night at Sway for being obnoxious.

One of my high school teachers had a giant sign that read “SUCH AS” hanging on the wall. He would point to it if we said “like”. This was not easy for us, as I was raised in Southern California.

There are other options people.

She certainly has a type.

Shiny celeb legs. Part of the joke.

Cara Delevingene doesn’t have to care. She comes from money.

They certainly did not disappoint, as they are commenting away with condescending vigor!

Smart child you were! I figure as long as my kids are growing and like at least one kind or veg, fruit and protein they’ll be okay. I was a very picky kid and now I eat everything.

Get ready for comments like “kids should eat whatever is served to them or starve!”

For your pleasure.

I’m not crying. It’s just been raining on my face.

No! I must find it.

After living in NYC and LA, I’m so happy to be where people think you’re dressed up if you’re not wearing hiking boots and a puffer.

Lana del Rey lip logic.

Becky G is the cutest. She’s on my toddler’s playlist. She also has a very cool rags to riches story.

I actually went to the theater and saw that movie by myself. None of my friends would go with me. I had a very unhealthy crush/obsession with Dave Foley...