“But I was never considered beautiful anyway. I was a character. Not a beautiful blonde with blue eyes. Beauty is not about perfection. I prefer imperfections – it’s much more interesting.” She pauses. “Perfect is boring.”

Read her memoir. Perfect summer reading!

Trading in for a younger model. Classic.

The Emperor’s New Clothes?

High waisted skinnies are here to stay! They’re my favorite style jeans and I’m so happy my ass crack is no longer creeping out every time I lean over. I have this J. Crew pair.

Adam Ant wore it better.

I live around a bunch of organic hippy moms. While they would turn their noses up at Oreos, they’ll gladly offer their children Newman’s Own and Trader Joe’s “sandwhich cookies.”

The Splosh Community is not going to like this (not safe to Google at work).

My mom always put a bit of lipstick on me because I have “pale lips.”... in elementary school.

How? How?! How did I not know about this?!?!

Aw, nuts.

“Use Lux! Get Fux!”

I’m a mom of 2 preschool age kids. I actually feel safe when my kids are being looked after by someone who is reasonably annoyed by kids rather than someone who loooooves children (creepy). I love my kids, but I would rather work at McDonald’s than a daycare!

Right? No Jayne Mansfield secret genius IQ test here.

Winner!

I recently went to The Gap with a gift card. I tried on every dress in the damn place and they were all cut very oddly. I have a very easy to fit figure, so I was a bit surprised. I ended up with some jeans and t-shirts.

My daughter would look fab in this. She’s 3.