xoxo

Middle school is the woooooorst.

When I lived in Brooklyn I took my dog to a park each afternoon. Almost every day there was a man who would hide behind trees and take pictures of teenage girls. I had a fun time yelling “HEY HEY!” while chasing him with my pit bull. My dog just thought we were having a nice jog, but man that guy could run. ahhh…

Josh Charles does something for me.

I tried both sizes for a few years and could it get it to fit right. Always felt weird or leaked. Maybe my I’m a mutant. Back to OB and cloth pads.

I just “inherited” a large collection of old decorative spoons from my dead grandma. I’m not sure what the hell to do with them.

I’ve never trusted them with their beady, calculating eyes after watching The Wrong Trousers.

It was a dot com that went bust pretty quickly after the bubble. My bosses had giant elaborate sci-fi paintings of Xenu in their offices and the Sea Org would bust in without warning and collect money from the higher ups.

I used to read that website all the time! I worked for a Scientologist owned company in the late 90s, so I was always trying to research and make sense of the oddballs around me.

Right?!

In the 80s there were numerous “Ernest” movies with horrible reviews. There’s a market (that at includes my 5 year old son who’s begging to see the new Mall Cop).

Stars! They’re just like us!

Right? I totally get it with your first baby. My friend has an only child and documents every god damn action the 5 year old does (most the time scowling). I would never say anything. I rather enjoy being annoyed and rolling my eyes. It’s just who I am.

Those are Bumbo chairs. I believe they’ve been recalled.

FYI This is the same woman who gave us cat dressed as shark on a Roomba and Sharky the pit bull cuddling baby chicks. She’s living my dream life.

Only Rocky Mountain Oysters for me!

I know I’m really old because I think what she said is adorable and not annoying.

My husband has been asked in a few interviews if he talked to me about the amount of travel a position requires. If they find out we have 2 small children, they bring up flexibility for family issues, etc.