Sam, its not the snowstorm. They just realized they have to depend on you for their formative years

You deserve better friends.

Stop being friends with those morons.

Looks SO MUCH like her mom.

It’s a good “dad” move. All his daughters’ lives, he’s been the biggest deal in every room he’s ever been in. I think if I were the first daughter, I would want to have this one day to myself, to be about my graduation rather than my father speaking at my graduation. He’s right to take a pass here, and he did so…

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

I am also going to cry ugly tears. Partly because he’s leaving. Partly because the current crop of replacements (and general direction of the country) has me plotting my exit strategy to another country.

every month is white history month

I’m beginning to think Kelsey Grammer is a bit of an asshole.

I guess I’m just really evolved because I don’t see color...so.....Jennifer Lawrence’s skin is the same as any other woman. I’m as happy for her as i’d be for any other actress because I don’t see color. It’s actually racist of Spike Lee to point out that black actors and artists haven’t been nominated because it…

I’m on #teamaidan and thought the whole breakup was a HUGE MISTAKE. And the season could have ended after Miranda had her baby. That episode was PERFECT.

One of my (casual) friends on Facebook caught her husband sending nude pictures to other dudes, apparently not for the first time. She did not include pictures, Thank God!

Humorless? Have you seen any of the White House correspondence dinners? The man missed a career as a stand up comedian.

That actually may be a better slogan than “Fair and Balanced”-”Fox News - 24 Hours of Bullshit”

My wife had Fox News on last night when she went to bed. The woman and her two guests repeatedly talked about how embarrassing it was and how these soldiers were forced to do things they didn’t want to do and that it was basically an act of war.

I was a pre-teen with a deep longing. But I did have yellow patent leather boots with that buckle. And I did perform “These Boots Are Made For Walking” in them. It was a Rosh Hashona 5732 highlight.

People who are basically bigoted, white, heteronormative, Christians trapped in the bodies of people hated by bigoted, white, heteronormative, Christians.

because some Republicans in Oregon were nice to her about a religious issue this one time and she also hates gay people.

jesus, life just isn’t fair is it?

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.