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Absolutely. I also personally believe that if a religious-based hospital is the only shop in town, they ought to be required by law to practice fully. That or risk being taken over by the government.

Scalia.

This isn’t about Republicans, this is about Catholics. There’s not actually a huge amount of overlap between those groups.

All those Republicans losing their minds about the threat of Sharia Law are the very same ones implementing it here.

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Oh dear. I just know I’m going to be randomly blurting out “KAZOOOOOS!” for the rest of the day. Well played. Well played.

Dear contributors to today’s BCO, I’d like you all to know that you’re the wind beneath my wings, & an inspiration to us all. I promise to skewer a troll in honour of each & every one of you.

“Did you accidentally pick up your husband’s magazine?”

I've been looking for an alligator and party hat restaurant for AGES. Now I know where to find one!

BLOCKED

My daughter is 6 and hates ballet because it’s boring. She’s going to have to see this movie before she gives it up completely.

“Punchable Trio” needs to be a song. Or the name of our new punk band!

This is why I think her entire family doesn’t give a fuck about her. Because if they did, they would want better for their sister/daughter. If my 16 year old sister were dating a man like Tyga, I would immediately interject. Not only on the subject of age, but this “man” has a child for whom my sister was the

You have M Night Shyamalan make a movie with that title.

Wait, he goes on live radio and people are twisting his words?

I don’t believe anyone is twisting his words. They’re untwistable.

I met Damon Waynes Jr once. He is so attractive and smells amazing. And while cocky, he was perfectly nice in allowing us to sniff him.