Bless you.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

I think now would be a really good time to remind him that a FlyGirl is now and will continue to be richer and more famous than he will ever hope to be.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

+1 Well played.

*popcorn gif waiting for hate replies to you*

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I can’t even with this guy today.

If it wasn't New Jersey, it would have been Florida.

IS FOX NEWS SECRETLY RUN BY INVASIVE ALIENS WHO ARE PLOTTING TO STEAL OUR RIGHTS AND TURN THE US INTO A TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP WHERE HUMANS ARE USED AS SUSTENANCE?

yeah, had to deal with a hotel guest once who was a complete asshole. like asking to have porn charges taken off his room every day during his stay because “obviously he didn’t watch it, it was a mistake, he turned it off after 2 minutes” (dude, we know that’s not a “mistake” and now we know why you are alone) and…

A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.

Ah. After the last the last couple of weeks, these stories are sooooo satisfying. This:

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.

How these stories make me feel:

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).