*packs bags*

Do you know what the definition of the term “exploitation” is? Because it seems as though you may not; or do and are just trolling.

Correct. If they’re not being paid for their advertising for the team, they’re being exploited.

Out sick I suppose!

Where is Tiphanny??!

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

Every time I see the words “politically correct,” I imagine a group of men scoffing, exchanging annoyed glances and scratching their balls defiantly. Also high-fiving.

I don’t know why but this punched me in the gut with it’s accuracy.

That feud pissed me off. People work with people they don’t like every single day. Instead of trying to get these two to act like adults they chose to completely ruin Kalinda’s character, render her arc exhausting and boring and then do away with her. She was so cool before :(.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Jesus

He was cautioned for trespassing — but not arrested — when he showed up at Monica’s house again on June 19.

I wonder what our good AG would be saying about collecting atty fees if he had won.

Nick Kroll’s description of Joe Jackson remains accurate

His dick just wanted get away, just want to fly away

Best. Gif. Ever.

Oh my.

At first I was going to commend you on being a really moral person but after reading your second paragraph I now have to give it up to you for being a genius.