My gut reaction was “That’s an absurd theory. No one would inconvenience everyone else just to stick it to some black women”....then I remembered I live in America.

And the fact they were in Texas. Surely a coincidence!

Travelers who were trying to depart Houston’s Hobby Airport...

Oh, FFS. This whole bag check thing wouldn’t have anything to do with Delta Sigma Theta being a historically black sorority, would it? Naah!

The last photo of doggie throwing shade... UGGGH! So damn funnay!!!!

West coaster! 8:29 on a Saturday!

Yes...yes...please continue supporting this dipwad so he gets the nomination...

Oh, my God, that is hilariously terrible!

Now that’s a camp story!

Raccoons are evil bastards with hands and thumbs.

fuckheads

FUCK YEAH your aunt!

Right there with you (minus the tech skills)

More and more I am seriously considering turning my STEM ass towards lending a hand beyond just my donations. I work in IT specializing in infrastructure, security and big data. I drive by my local PP daily. Between the videos and this shit, I’m starting to get HULK levels of pissed off.

The wife became very alarmed when she saw dolphin on our menu and proceeded to loudly berate me for serving dolphin. I explained several times that the dolphin on our menu was a different creature than the one she was thinking of, even pointing to a large plastic Mahi we had hanging over the bar.

Just remember to not jump in to break the silence once you've made a statement. Chattering to make the situation less tense is a big way to undermine yourself. It took me a while to break that habit but I'm so glad I did.

or that it was just a rumer?

AHHHH confronting my own mortality right about now

Type it.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.