And someone wants to give these idiots better access to guns on campus. This poor woman. She's a hero. I'm glad she was able to report them and I hope the Air Force speaks up for her.

"I'm not trying to be disagreeable but the Academy has well over 6,000 voters. Hoping that everyone fills out their ballot with the same level of thoughtfulness, or from the same perspective of film analysis, is a futile one."

you, like me, have a firm grasp on sports and also metaphors.

"Amal was a train wreck at the Golden Globes, "sashaying around the Beverly Hilton in her black Givenchy gown and opera gloves like she was the star of the night," and "giving judgmental looks to some pretty big names"

well by looking at the show, i assume Chris slept with all 30 women, Kimmel and a host.

It's called an "orgy", don't hate.

there is also another question, there is a virgin contestant, so she is not virgin anymore?? or just not orally virgin.

MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM

"Did I do it mom?" "Did I?" He was so excited that he nailed the course. How cute.

GOOD DOGGIE

I'm just here to say that if you haven't seen "On Golden Pond" you must.

I never had a stylist. I didn't know you could get someone to come and do your makeup. I thought you had to buy a dress.

For snobbery purposes I would like to point out that "Lilac Wine" was not written by Jeff Buckley. It was written in the early '50s by James Shelton for a musical revue. Eartha Kitt recorded it and then eventually Nina Simone began to perform it. Buckley was a big Simone fan and she was his inspiration to include it…

Brian Williams once told me this story. We were hot air ballooning at the time

Well, in my head, I was picturing this strange carousel of kitchen, table, irate customer, back to kitchen, back to table, irate customer......

Could you possibly have posted a more boring comment? I'm going to go with "no."

Probably. We would have gotten that one right if you came into my Taco Bell.

I just don't get how someone can't fathom the concept of chocolate cake.

I'm aware that not everyone has exposure to the same experiences in life (ex. if you had asked me how to pronounce "merlot" at age 16, I prob would have said Merr-Lott) but I am truly sad for actual adults who don't understand chocolate cake, uncut pieces of toast, eggs to order, root beer that is sold a la carte,…