So grammar. Much wrong.

Normally it's Scott Walker who frustrates Racine. If it's the kids she's worried about, just hire an Eau Claire and things should be Superior from here on out.

poor girl. You can only go so far in life when your parents name you Racine.

The dead giveaway Walker didn't write that post was the part where it says he only cares about himself and his "image." If that were true, surely he wouldn't be on the Tennessee Titans.

He needed to Titan up his social media security.

Also, the whole fighting catty thing that so many pop stars seem to feel the need to do is just... incredibly repulsive. Feuds, rivalries, whatever. It's really really immature and gross.

You are a student of Judge Kara Brown. Well done.

"I tried it but it wasn't my thing. I'm probably too old to get it." = Not Shade.

Dear Azealia Banks,

RIP Bobbi Kristina, you never had a chance

According to TMZ, Bruce Jenner is" irate over some of the recent leaks and blames it squarely on those gold-digging flesh receptacles."

Yeah

This is by far my favorite Shade Court yet. It only gets better with each edition.

I'm disappointed her "inner goddess" wasn't a hologram situation.

Maybe ;)

CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.

...it's a great thing.

"I think she likes sex already."

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.