notnownorhaveieverbeen
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notnownorhaveieverbeen

So, I pretty much only ever fuck around on the Internet when I'm nursing the baby to sleep, and as a result, I tend to not watch any videos with sound no matter how tempting. This means that I miss all the Jon Stewart/john Oliver clips, and every throwback clip of Prince that my friend posts on FB and it kills me to

Confession: I got proposed to on V day. It was 22 years ago, before it became such an industry. It wasn't planned, it just sort of happened during a conversation we were having, shocking both of us. Not all that romantic, but since we will celebrate our 22nd anniversary in May, I guess it worked for us.

Friday the 13th.

Getting divorced on Valentine's Day — now that's an idea I can get behind.

By the time they're 27, they've already been playing tackle football for almost two decades.

The fourth-year class of 2003 agrees with its respected elders.

BUT IS IT SHADE?!?!!?!?!????????!??!?!?!?!?

I really needed this BCO SO BADLY.

Honestly, I just don't need to see that. I feel like her actions are the equivalent of a pair of plastic chattering teeth, wound-up and placed in front of our faces, going off forever and a day. Zip it, lady.

In 1969, Charlie Scott lost the ACC player of the year award to John Roche (white) of South Carolina. Further, five writers left Scott off their all-ACC ballots entirely. Smith went after them directly, saying the choice was borne of bigotry (or ignorance, but we know what was really the case.)

My husband said it looked like she gave birth to Arnold Drummond.

"Ah, a new baby!"

The owls in my neighborhood would love that cat! One Great Horned Owl tried to take my neighbors Dachshund, anything under 30lbs is owl or eagle bait.

You may be right. Cher is the same age as my mother who recently decided that other drivers can either bend to her will or fuck their hats.

I came to say basically the same thing! NEED THAT BIKE!

I disagree but the Owl potato chip reference? GOLDEN

IT'S A COUP. A bonafide American coup.

This is my approach to Scandal after last week...

This is Kara Brown. Queen of all things Shade.