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Do you remember when we were all like "I NEED PHYLICIA RASHAD TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT THIS" and now that she has we're dead inside hoping she'd just remained silent, period.

I would like to thank Bill Cosby and Phylicia Rashad for almost entirely killing off my childhood. I only need to learn of Wilford Brimley being involved in a meth ring for the deed to be complete.

Girl, yes, this devastated me.

I have nothing else to say.

This breaks my heart far more than the original allegations.

My brother was only 2 years older than me, but he got great joy out of asking me "do you know what having sex means?" My answer was "it means getting married!" He laughed his ass off and would just tell me "noooooo it doesn't!"

I saw the bull mounting the cows that were around my house as a kid. My mother told me they were "playing". Apparently that was good enough for me. :[

I second this: farm kids don't have these questions. They are answered by watching animals doin it.

Dayum! A $100 Visa gift card?!

The bouquet toss is a despicable, patriarchal practice that needs to die a quick, quiet death. I refuse to participate. Nothing makes you feel shittier than being the ONLY 40+ woman out there, with a bunch of 20-somethings, whose one and only goal is to catch a man (because they haven't grown up enough to realize they

Believe it or not, people get hospitalized and die from the flu. Sure, that's much less common for this to happen to otherwise healthy people, but it does from time to time. And if even you're generally healthy, if you get the flu you just make it more likely that others will get infected as well. Look at it from a

So, here's the thing: the bouquet catch thing is only for unmarried women. I got married before all my friends so I didn't have to participate in that fuckery.

For the second time this week, I have to pull this gif out. Because this is how I feel about the entire UVA situation in general.

Worst Thomas Friedman Column EVER.

No shit, I was re-reading the Handmaid's Tale on the train this morning and I was like OH HAY PHYLLIS

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Sweetie. Sweetie, darling. I need this to happen. Especially after that plane crash article.

here in Paris public facilities are not always segregated by gender