That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.

Snaps for that Lupita shout out. "OMG SHE'S SO DARK AND (yet, somehow!!!) PURDY!!111" - white women everywhere.

I heard Bush's Attorney General (Gonzales) say that he would not travel to certain European countries for fear that he would be arrested. For war crimes. He admitted that to Wolf Blitzer on CNN. So if HE feels that way, why wouldn't Cheney?

Hedi Creamer

Heidi Creamer

She looks very rock and roll, and she is a major cutie, so the situation is still pretty good.

Duck off, Martha. There's mothering wrong with autocorrect. Quit ditching about nothing.

Break up Angie and Brad?

"I worked there...no, they didn't fire me. I quit. I was simply working there so I could study them."

I've heard him speak, he was paid probably an obscene amount of money to come talk for a charity function for our local bar association. Let that digest.

Fascinating article.

The fact that she was literally in the process of saying "The flu shot makes you sick" makes me enraged. ENRAGED. Hopefully Whoopi did it on purpose.

I think we need to focus less on the fart and more on the idiot who isn't getting a flu shot.

Actually, according to leading medical professionals, the best way to induce labor is to be kidnapped by a soap opera villain, taken to his secret lair and then try to make an escape on a boat that eventually starts to sink. It is guaranteed to work every single time!

I wonder what they'll put down under "Place of Birth" on the certificate.

I think they typically only happen in soap operas and at prom.

Come to Europe, then drink a years worth of legal alcohol.

"The United States of America is awesome," she said. "We are awesome. But we've had this discussion. We've closed the book on it, and we've stopped doing it. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. This administration wants to have this discussion to show us how we're not…

To be fair to Cruise, though, I think time has shown that it's impossible for anyone to look like anything other than a nervous captive animal in his presence.

I guess their contract was at least as good as the one she had with Cruise.