You know what they say, Pitches Love Vibrato.

Who brings a sex toy to a court house?

you are absolutely the best for naming them. Thank you! *random internet stranger hugs*

she is adorable

Kids are the fucking best. Especially tiny ones. We took Mini to the zoo every week when she was first learning to walk and they had this African drum music at the entrance and every. time. we walked through the gates, we would have to stop for a couple of minutes so she could bop the fuck out. She couldn't even…

He rocks and if you own his CD then you do too

Looks like everyone there was having a good time. I love random spontaneous joy.

This mini Slayer has excellent taste in subway performer music.

all i said that whole time was 'oh my god she's so cute'. the guy playing the music must have been SO HAPPY.

That little screech @ 40 secs is just adorable

A restraurant that pays decent wages, and hasn't gone out of business?

Gotta be honest, Jez, I'm disappointed that everyone is so quick to give credence to some silly letter issued by a frat. Your friends over at Gawker have at least cast SOME aspersions. I'm disappointed that the response is "WELP! Guess she lied!"

My heart is in the right place.

LeAnn, tho it wasn't necessary… thank you for giving me reason #3827983275987 for hating you. Kindly take a seat and STFU

The Golden Globes opening should be interesting.

This is Meg thinking about her career right now.

Ahhhh, BOOGERS!!! ::kills all social media programs::

As a natural hair wearer, I agree with her remarks. Now, granted, I wear my naturally 4c hair twisted into dreadlocks, and I am both a civil service AND and IT drone, so I do have a bit of latitude in my dress code. But I will say that how I got the idea for dreadlocks was watching older Black women that I worked…