Who are these people?

Meanwhile, Marilyn Quayle was a gift-wrapped package at the party.

THIS motherfucker.

Yep. The bitch.

Not true to the book and who gave a shit?

Has anyone determined if these people have measurable I.Q.s?

No she can’t. ‘memba that “flounce” when she left Jamie Foxx in Dreamgirls? She resurrected it to leave Idris Alba in Obsessed. Both sucked so hard.

Gun policy won’t change until some nutjob crackah shoots up a hospital labor and deliver ward. They gotta save the fetuses, you see.

To me she looks more bi-racial than, say, Rashida Jones and that woman from Flashdance, Jennifer somebody.

1)Does she have representation?

OMG, Janet Gaynor! I forgot!

And younger. Don’t forget younger.

Dez nutz?

Who is this spidery tool?

Yep!

True. True. True.

You.Are.Right.

Hey, a broken clock is right twice a day.

Eh, he’s never floated my boat. He was like the Norm MacDonald of the 70s.

Best Diane moment: during the ‘08 presidential campaign, Juan Williams, at the time still considered A Journalist, went into a verbal St. Vitus’s dance over whether candidate Obama was a professor at the University of Chicago Law School.