Amen. And no fucking cheap jersey, nor bold, horizontal-striped tops.

O.M.G. THAT BELT.

Good to know.

I forget. Which political party was in the White House on 09/11/2001? Was it the one so on its game it could see the planes coming?

Is it true they’re naming their son “South”?

You’re a good woman. I teach and have had parents call to arrange their college students’ class schedules. With the students in my office!

It so, so sucks.

I know! Like the guy in San Bernadino who went to pee moments before his co-worker opened fire. People at his table were killed/wounded.

Yep. Yep. Yep.

The best metaphor for morons such as Faulkner is the original Night of the Living Dead finale. Black guy Ben (Duane Jones) survives the night as the muscle behind and the working brain of the living. Next morning, cops see and shoot him because obviously the only vertical beings left are zombies.

Correction: This post originally quoted a passage from Deuteronomy and attributed it to Christ...

Word, so to speak.

Did these motherfuckers read any of the synoptic gospels, John, and the epistles, other Timothy II and Revelation?

Yep.

Twas. Twas.

See, this is why I avoid commercial television: serial killers, vampires, and zombies. What the fuck is it with you people and zombies? Weren’t Regan, W, and Chaney enough?

Gurl. Move.

I had no clue of her existence until you people got taken in by her SoulCycle sting or whatevs some time back. When I saw Williams’ pic I thought Latifah had had a face lift and lost most of her body mass.

You’re Ben Carson?

My sheeeeRO!!