yeeeeEESSSSSSSS!

Worst.Hair.Attachments.Ever.

Too late for Anita Hill to send this care package to Ginny Thomas, isn’t it?

He’s a Moor.

Yes, I will look it up but for now, WTF is The Real?

Fuck that.

Agreed. Its worse than back in the olden days when if you gave Green Peace a cent it would hunt your ass down and find you if you had gender reassignment and moved to Tashkent. Green Peace would us find before USPS Change of Address did.

I wish this bitch would just die.

Tell that to Ukraine.

Me: Actually, I’m not done with school yet.

The hospital in the Jackson piece reads like the closed “insane asylum” in a Tami Hoag (or one of ‘em) novel.

What’s wrong with Sandy?

Seriously, what person that’s ever had sex ed or is over 16 hasn’t heard of using condoms?

She looks fabulous!

Yes.

PREACH.

Witcha!

don’t forget second in the line of sucession!

And on a positive note, he’s looking positively porky!!

*swelling tears*