Kuhl kidz. Shitty choreography.

...on the other hand: the conceit!

FUCK.THIS.BITCH.

That is so, so fucking true.

Hillary has gorgeous skin.

Are you sure that’s a 1977 catalog? Because that tunic/pantsuit thing is pure 1973.

The Joke.

That’s it.

This prompted this other guy I worked with, who was basically a six-foot tall devoutly Christian golden retriever, to leap over the counter and force him out of the restaurant, telling him if he ever came back we would call the police and have him arrested.

Mary Mapes is God.

Fuck you, WaPo. I’m so old I remember when you used to do journalism. Now you’ve got this wackjob and that used tampon, Rees Shapiro, on education.

I bet they all are lizards.

Here’s mine...still wishing for that river.

He’s channeling Al Gore, Debate 1, 2000. Any minute now Hillary will look over and go, “How ya doin’?”

Diabeetus?

Or mumble cocacola when they mean Sprite.

Why do I keep conflating her with Chelsea Handler?

It’s Milla’s first outfit from The Fifth Element!

Here’s your hat, what’s your hurry?

U Mass rescinded his doctorate?