If you’re liquid for that kind of cash, the last thing you need is advice on 529s, I think.

Exactly! I definitely see no reason that the ugliest and worst parts of life can’t be a part of media and art, some of the ways we heal the best from the most traumatic things are through the creation and consumption of art. But I have incredibly high standards for people who want to use these kinds of events in their…

I was thinking the same thing. It is nice to know though for some. I can imagine some new set of upwardly mobile parents without a lot of student debt maybe throwing in a start up year or two from savings.

Exactly. This seems like the kind of thing that—at least for the Lifehacker audience—would fit better in the context of an article about tax loopholes to consider if you receive a windfall, i.e. settlement or inheritance.

I’m actually missing one issue from Shazam: The New Beginning. Bought a bunch off an acquaintance for cheap. I bought around 150 comics for about $130. I was just happy to have some stuff older than me.

Aaaand even if they are from the 70's if they are not in a particular condition they are still worth chump change. I have over 1000 comics from that era; some are mangled, some have no covers, and most are in ok condition. But to make the big cheese they need to be pristine. I also have at least 3 “very important” key…

Ok, that seems to make sense. I think might just have been cheap and crappy (it was a gift). It felt like I spent more time unclogging it than actually slicing stuff.

You speak the truth. I don’t even find her annoying, I feel like she’s like an awesome rich aunt who is always on a nice xanax / reisling combo and can cook like a motherfucker.

It’s going to be a really awkward day at the Food Network when she cuts her finger during filming and Jeffrey smothers her with a pillow.

Thank god. Aside from it being handled wrong tonally and thematically 98% of the time, it’s almost always just lazy storytelling, the quickest way to convey a plot point, or a reason for the male protagonist’s man pain. It’s rarely given any complexity or nuance, and frequently shot either like misery porn or like a…

The electoral college sucks, but it’s the only system we have that everyone agrees on.

While we’re on the subject of interesting burger toppings, there is a place near where I live that periodically has what they call a ‘Scottish Poet’ burger. Basically its a burger with a Reuben on top of it. Sliced corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss, and thousand island (I hate thousand island so I alway pass on that) on…

And now ye’ve got tae yooose it twice, yeh fookin’ reprobate.

I feel that a fried egg on a burger is worlds away from a fucking doughnut on a burger. A fried egg is a bit beyond the ordinary cheeseburger accompaniments and isn’t something I’d want to have on every burger, but it’s still within the realm of acceptable toppings.

Oh man, the Fuckin’ Reprobate Burger. So delicious.

A fried egg is a pretty standard - and absolutely acceptable - burger topping. I might be biased, though, since I find that a sunny-side up or poached egg improves just about anything you top with it.

Those are all disgusting and terrible ideas. You know what’s awesome, though? The red onion relish at the The Grazing Shed. I don’t like pickle relish at all but onion relish? WINNER.

I’ve tried a few of those kind of burgers, the only one I remember enjoying was one with a fried egg. At the time, I thought it was great, but I was quite drunk at the time, so I don’t really trust my judgement.

I’m kind of confused, because in her own quote—the one you used in both the previous article and in this one—she seems to confirm that?

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS