Just announced on the news yesterday electronic cards are acceptable in the state of illinois. Like you I'll just keep the printed copy with me...much easier...heaven forbid the phone run out of juice at the wrong time.

That's bullshit. Tebow has been holding his breath for 3 months.

One time some guy threw down trip spades and I countered with Charizard. I don't fuck around.

Unfortunately, we'll never see her again because DC likes to strangle the fun and joy right out of their comic books.

The OP wasn't entirely correct in his assertion anyway. Christiaan Huygens first observed this phenomenon hundreds of years ago when he had two pendulum clocks mounted on his wall. I think that qualifies as a hard/immobile surface, unless you're talking about the kind of "immovable" surface that you only encounter…

Holy shit, that's awful. And I hate to make this all about my fantasy team, but I'm really pissed off that I didn't start Patterson this week in my Total Piece of Shit pool.

I like to think the cow is biologically female but identifies as male, and the other barnyard animals are nice enough to identify him the way he wants to be.

Hi all, Aegiskitty here! :)

First of all, thanks for the feature, and those who dig this silly series (that I only planned to do as little warmups while I was bored at work.) I wanted to address a few things, seeing a few of you upset by my choices in proportion irks me a bit. Please know: I am in NO way trying to…

As an electronic warfare engineer who works with EMI/EMC testing, I can assure you (and the FAA, and the FCC) this is impossible. Aircraft components are set by standards to be able to resist 400 V/M of interference. Your dinky Kindle's interference is measured in mV/M and the effect isn't cumulative, it's…

There is nothing more American than telling people what they can and cannot say.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of…

My Wife is very much into horror games. She's peeved that we have not had a new Fatal Frame in so long. That is her favorite series. She's been on the new Tomb Raider lately.

I sure hope my Dr. is an expert on health.

"Imagine downtown where everything is just sort of lazily floating around bumping into everything else!"

I'm promoting you, because you said something nice about me on the internet. Enjoy!

A cork stabbed my mom last year man! Don't you talk! You don't know me man, You don't know me!