There would be no point from a storytelling perspective to have a lone Jedi die in the beginning. That part of the movie was for establishing Jyn’s story.

From the shoehorned “fancy party” mention to the name misspell (for humor?) to the #woke “male gaze” phrase drop that implies you do understand the concept on some level to the dismissive “or w/e she was upset about” that follows it, I have zero clue what to make of this comment.

He said that Wonder Woman “is an origination story, so the whole dynamic and the plot moves are different than other DC movies.”

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

and banging his head against an aluminum gate

Maybe you need to go find another safe space.

Maybe next time you won’t be snobbish about the Rockettes who are, like you, ladies working hard for their money. And maybe when you are ‘Aunt Carol’s’ age you’ll realize - whoah I was needlessly ageist once.

Nickelback joke aside, she’s actually trying to make a good point about endorsing bullying. Then this author writes an article bullying her.

It’s bullying now to state a fucking opinion that Nickelback’s songs are fucking garbage? Fuck you. OH NO, am I bullying you too? Go fuck yourself.

The hilarious thing is that Infinity War, with a cast list of something like 70+ characters, will almost assuredly feel less stuffed. That’s the difference between Marvel and DC (and Russos and Snyder).

Every time I see the Flash’s suit I wonder if anyone in this universe has ever come across the concepts of aerodynamics and friction.

The more I look at that promo picture up top, the more I hate it.

They never fucking learn, just like suicide squad.

I think part of it is because “can’t” is usually a lie.

*shakes hand*

It’s not murder.

“Hero” is a common term for the protagonist of a story. It doesn’t mean he’s “heroic.” See, e.g., Daniel Plainview, Tony Soprano, Tony Montana, Tony Shalhoub, Walter White, Alex from a Clockwork Orange, etc., etc.

I get that it’s a crappy film (by most critic’s consensus), but the quality of most reviews I have seen (not yours) is so terrible. They discount the film entirely because Pratt’s character does an immoral deed, and seem to completely miss that the filmmakers were fully aware that what he was doing was wrong, and…

It’s okay, because it’s hip and edgy to hate on Apple products. My friend’s Android phone likes to pocket dial random people, and he struggles to properly use the phone, but he keeps bashing on the iPhone.

To be “worst” you need to be really bad. Not, “I don’t like this design decision” or “I think this is too expensive,” but exploded in people’s faces, got recalled, or just plain sucked. The MacBook Pro isn’t priced where I think it should be, but it’s a good laptop.