Your No-Prize is in the mail. Don’t ask how I already knew your address; it’s not important.

Everybody was sleeping around with everyone else in that band. It was like Fleetwood Mac only they occasionally had to fight Red Skull, Vader, and the Dreaded Dormammu.

That’s no (Keith) Moon!

“Reverse the syllables in Kylo and you get Lo-ky.”

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

Wifey: This is kinda bland.

But there might be bugs in those trees!

And I’ll change my name to D-A-R-Y-A and be crowned Miss America.

There was barbed wire at the top of the fence. Better than getting bitten, but I would think even in a fight or flight situation, you might hesitate to jump through barbed wire.

your screen name made my day.

spoiler: shitty writing

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

doesn’t the fact that they were forced into performing Rick’s plan without practice prove that his plan was, in fact, absolutely necessary?

This. This whole show is built around the premise that anyone can die at any time. The moment they start with “hey I know we put this character in an impossible situation and made it look like he died, SURPRISE, he’s actually alive because some ridiculous circumstance” it loses its gravitas.

Nothin’ says Joker like a guy who’s not smiling....

You just don’t understand me and my music! God damn it, Mom why can’t you for once listen to me?!

Trying too hard. That is all I can think of, that it is just too much of someone trying to be outrageous and off the wall. We get it Chad, we know you are edgy and mean, now could you please finish your math homework.

Company announces plans. Consumers complain. Company changes plans to better work with what consumers want.

How can you tell if you have a severe case of 1st world problem sydrome? When you think there’s enough similarity to being raped and overly restrictive DRM on a game console that it makes a good metaphor.

ALL EXCELLENT POINTS.