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I wonder how long before Whole Foods puts these on sale as ‘Artisinal bamboo skewer water’?

I think it’s mainly people who haven’t seen it. The marketing for it didn’t take advantage of that aspect; come to think of it, I can’t remember the ads for it at all, so they clearly didn’t make much of an impression. If they’d emphasized that it was satire to potential audiences, I have to think it would’ve had much

Through the rest of the movie, the overt product placement continues (astute viewers may notice the Target logo hidden in the clip above) to run rampant over the screen. Many critics pointed this out in complaint, never making the connection that THIS IS THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE!

Episode II is worse than Episode I, in my opinion. Somehow, it's less watchable.

I was 12 when that movie came out and it was pretty damn obvious even to me.

The analogy for this movie would be if the Transformers films were about cars that could turn into slightly different cars.

I pre-ordered on July 21st and the price is currently sitting at $175. Hopefully Black Friday drops it even further.

Amateurs. I finished grad school in 2011 and I retired immediately... Mostly because the only work I could find was the odd freelance job here and there and I’m almost completely out of savings, but yeah, setting aside the crippling stress and constant worry of soon being homeless, early retirement is great.

Yeah, cause weird future babies named Connor always turn out *great*

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I agree with you on this. According to my parents playing video games was worthless and they complained about it all the time. Now they have competitions where gamers make millions and they wonder why I didn’t do that.

Which is why we should outlaw lobbying. Any politician that accepts any gift at all should be hanged. No matter how low the value.

Campaigns should be funded solely by tax dollars and have a very low limit. The candidate should not be allowed to spend their own money on it. All of them will be given free time on PBS

I suppose I’m making the assumption that society and businesses want you part with your money and that people generally cannot afford all the things that they want in life. Most people can afford just about an singular want on their list, but people usually cannot afford to have everything on their list. Reading the

‘You made a joke that offends me on behalf of a person who is not me, I hope you LITERALLY DIE AN EARLY DEATH’

My favorite line was after he’d smeared himself in shit and the guards are all repulsed by him, his only response is, “I fall down a lot.”
Still kills me every time.

The worse reading is when they are in the catapult and Morgan Freeman asks “Is she worth it?” and Kevin says, “Worth dying for?” as a question instead of as the declarative statement that Morgan had given earlier. It left poor Morgan Freeman with nothing to do but stare at him.

This post was kind of begging for Carol Cherlene Cheryl in the first place. Go ahead and post it, too. You know you want to.

No, no, grammar Nazi is far worse. The kind that tries to enforce the fake rules they learned in fourth grade against split infinitives and the singular “they”.

Well said! Can't wait!