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Hot take, bro.

I kneel to your superiority.

Best advice I wish we got: don’t over overboard on the stroller. You don’t need a stroller the size of a small car. You sure as hell don’t need one with built-in off-roading capabilities if you live in the city or in the suburbs, you don’t need one with built-in speakers unless you want to piss off the people around…

On Safari (come on Thorin, a little love? lol):

I’m sure there are some liberals who troll conservative sites, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out why anyone from either side does that.

I’m sure there are some liberals who troll conservative sites, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out why anyone…

You know what I never, ever do? Spend time on sites like Fox News, Breitbart, or whatever shit Glenn Beck is doing these days. You know why? Because I’m not a conservative, and I’m not going to waste my time with their bullshit.

You know what I never, ever do? Spend time on sites like Fox News, Breitbart, or whatever shit Glenn Beck is doing…

Cool, thanks :)

Okay, but how do I get a hot tub in my ‘06 Kia Sedona? Huh? Answer that one, smart guy.

I live south of the city, I wasn’t aware there was toll access to any HOV lanes. Where have they done that? I don’t drive the freeways all that much, I’m just curious.

Do you have any idea how old that complaint/joke/nonsense is? I swear, I think the first time I heard it was in 1992 on Usenet when someone spammed a newsgroup.

Doesn’t matter, because when you block by HTML element, you’re not concerned about the source of the ad. You’re basically telling your browser plugin, “redraw this page, but do not draw the <div> that shows up in [this specific position] on the page”. It’s a little more labor intensive for the user than having a…

so it was weird when developer Niantic pulled the battery-saving feature from the iOS version last week

Yeah, exactly. We’re getting Polywags out here, and they never showed up before the last update. It’ll be interesting to see what starts showing up with this most recent update. So far, it’s been the usual pidgey/rattata/eevee combo.

I had to paws the video briefly, but I’m glad I was able to bear with it until the end. That was fun.

I’d say it’s because the fanboys at io9 would never allow anyone to besmirch the “good” name of the flick that is supposed to save the DC cinematic universe, but Germain “BvS was a massive success” Lussier actually did write a pretty negative review of this one. So, who fucking knows anymore.

Of course, a mandoline can definitely be a dangerous tool if you don’t know how to use one, but the basics are pretty simple: Go slow, and use the hand guard.

I was kidding earlier, but in all seriousness now: I will. I have two kettlebells that have been gathering dust for a while, and after reading this article I went and grabbed them. I’m not in great shape, but I’m down 25 pounds since February/March, and my back issues have cleared up to the point where exercise like…

I can’t take any exercise called a “burpee” seriously.

Really. With the exception of Lifehacker and one or two other sub-blogs, clickbait is Gawker Media’s bread & butter. Any of their sites acting all huffy about getting called out on it is hilarious.